How did he start juggling? "In 1947 the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics' (USSR) Genetic Engineering division of the ministry of defense initiated a top secret project, the final result of which came 57 years later in the form of Olga and Vova Galchenko. Recent events have stimulated the miosis of a new DNA strand in the "Vova" entity resulting in the cataclysmic generation of a solo club competitor gene. Whereas this anomaly is unintended it is not unexpected and therefore is within the Russian military's control and direction. The "Vova" entity will split its directives and dominate the advanced solo club division as well as the advanced team competitions."

Most amount juggled: 7 balls, 7 clubs

Normal practice schedule: "Practice? What is this?"

Jugglers that inspire: "Inspiration is not a prerequisite for perfection."

Goals: "To seek and destroy."